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I apologize for the length. As said before, this will most likely be the last episode in a while, as I'm pretty busy right now. enjoy!



As Kam approaches Daniel, he wakes up.
Kam: Hey ugly, get up.
Daniel: *grunts*
Kam: I’m talking to you, hot shot.
Kam looks around and takes the bucket that is coincidentally lying around on a tropical island, fills it with seawater and empties it over Daniels head.
Daniel: &@#*!! Fine, I’ll get up, Jesus Christ, what the hell is your problem?!
Kam: *sniggers* Chill out dude. In case you haven’t noticed, we’re on a deserted island here. According to my knowledge about islands, there should either be a polar bear running around and we should come in contact with the natives soon enough, who may or may not kill us in horrible ways. Anyway, we need to get out.
Daniel: Well, I guess you’re right. I’m glad I’m stuck here with you, at least you have some intellectual capacities. I wouldn’t know what to do when I would be stranded here with, say, Weird or something. Let alone all by myself, I wouldn’t survive a day!
Kam: Eh, what can I say? Now, just follow me and keep your eye out for polar bears.
Daniel: And what about huge smoke things making weird noises?
Kam: Well, then you might want to keep an ear out! *falls to the ground laughing very hard*
Daniel: Right...
After they have worked their way through the jungle for about an hour, they come to a huge stone wall. After close inspection, Kam and Daniel can see that there is barbed wire on top of it.
Kam: Well, what do we have here?
Daniel: A wall.
Kam: Yes, thank you Daniel. I’m sure you haven’t heard of rhetorical questions, have you?
Daniel: Is that a type of cheese?
Kam: *sighs*Yes. I suggest we follow it back to the beach, we might find something there.
Daniel: Lead the way, chief!
They follow the wall back to the beach. When they can hear the ocean, they can see wooden huts. After they are out of the jungle, they can see it’s like a resort. Kam sees a few people lying on lounge chairs, drinking mojitos. He walks around until he notices a familiar face.
Kam: Soul Crusher?! What are you doing here? What is this place?!
Soul Crusher: Kamchakka! And Daniel! My God, I haven’t seen you for ages! And well, gentlemen, welcome to Banland! And this is the magnificent Report Resort!
Kam and Daniel: The what?!
Soul Crusher: Don’t you know? This is the number one holiday destination!
Kam: But, are we banned then?!
Soul Crusher: No, of course not my friend, of course not! Wait, let me take you on a little tour.
They go to the wall. On the way, Soul Crusher explains everything.
Soul Crusher: This is where the banned accounts come. Foxy sends them here. But since this is a very nice island, a wall was built. Behind that wall, the banned and lost accounts linger. A small part of the island was left, and someone had the fantastic idea to build a holiday resort there. People can relax, swim in the ocean or take boat rides around Banland. Plans are to catch some of the banned accounts to put them in an amusement park, where little children could feed them and throw sticks at them. A guaranteed success! Downside is, this place is freaking expensive.
Kam: Oh, so that’s the wall we saw earlier. And the noises we heard, I suppose that’s the banned accounts?
Soul Crusher: Yes, I’m sure they yelled something like “i didnt do it!!!11!!oneone11!!!”, right?
Daniel: Yes, we could make out a few faint sentences like that.
Soul Crusher: Ah, we’ve arrived! Now friends, let’s climb the wall.
They see a small staircase, leading to a tower on top of the wall.
Soul Crusher: Now, take these binoculars. Look around for a bit. Recognize anybody?
Daniel: Oh my god, isn’t that Weird-Guy?! And there’s CraftyShot! Oh, it’s been so long since I’ve seen those faces!
Soul Crusher: Yes, I come here every day to say hello to them. Ah, I’ll miss those lads! *rubs away a tear* Anyway, do you recognize that person there, by the fallen tree, sobbing?
Kam: I’m not sure, but he looks like GoNavy... Isn’t that Gen. Chris?
Soul Crusher: Correct! Every time somebody comes up here, he looks up, hoping he will finally be released. I really feel sorry for him, but hey, we can’t all be winners. Now, one last question. You boys see that mountain up there? There’s a cave in it. You might see flashes of light there. Yeah?
Daniel: Yes, I see it. Who is that?
Soul Crusher: Who do you think?
Daniel: Stewy?
Soul Crusher: Yes! He and Leghumper are chained to a wall there, to prevent them from causing more mayhem. And, well, that’s about it actually.
Kam: I wanted to ask you, how did you end up here? Last time I saw you, you run that flower shop with Reaper. You know how that ended, right?
Soul Crusher: Uhm, not really, no... After I handed over the store to Reaper, I came here. That flower of his made loads of money, I could almost buy this place. What happened?
Kam: Well, the plant ate people. He killed ficko to feed him to the plant. Later, the plant got strong enough and nearly killed Reaper and the rest of OT. But then, something happened...
Soul Crusher: What do you mean?
Daniel: Well... Reaper cut slack... Afterwards, he woke up in a hospital with a tube up his manhood. The plant was gone. You didn’t notice?
Soul Crusher: Sorry boys, I guess Banland is far away enough to be safe from such things! Anyway, I want you to meet some other people though, they ended up here a while ago. I think you’ll be pleased!
They leave the tower and go back to the resort, while the screams of Banland get weaker and weaker.
Soul Crusher: You lads wait here, I’ll be right back.
Daniel: What on Earth is he on about?
Kam: I haven’t got a clue, my dear Watson.
Soul Crusher: Alright, I think you all know each other!
Kam: My God, Leon! Crafty! How did you guys end up here?!
Leon: *hicks* Soul Crusher, I need another mojito, the one you gave was empty! *hicks*
Crafty: GoNavy put us on a ship, and he told GhostHound to get us to open sea and drop us in the water. Well, I’ll tell you one thing, that sucker is sleeping with the fishes now!
Daniel: What happened?
Crafty: So, we were tied up in the back of the boat. Leon was sleeping, so I was on my own. Luckily, GhostHound underestimated my escaping abilities. I struggled free, after which I wanted to take out GhostHound with a nerve pinch, but he heard me coming. He took out his nun chucks, but my fists were ready to give him hell. He tried to hit me a few times, but he failed miserable. I quickly disarmed him with a roundhouse kick, and put him down with a dropkick to the face. Then, I tied him to a fishing pole, strapped some bacon around him and threw him in the ocean. I then waited until I caught something. I saw the fishing pole moving, I pulled it up, and I yanked a great white right out of the water. He put up a little struggle, but no aquatic animal can defeat me. Then, I roasted the shark and me and Leon, who was awake by then, had some nice fish sticks. Good times.
Kam: Man, I do not want to get on your wrong side. But hey, wouldn’t you want to take revenge on Navy? He’s the reason me and Daniel ended up here in the first place. I don’t know what happened to Picture, Peter and Horns though. Let's hope they're all right.
Daniel: Oh, yes, I hope they are fine! Let’s hope they didn’t fall out of a helicopter in mid-air, that would be horrible! Imagine, when you fall down and the last thing you see is someone pointing a gun at Weird...!
Kam: Right...
Daniel: I’m innocent, I swear it!
Crafty: Great, another drunk. Kam, let’s go, we need to talk about some serious business...

I liked it, you did a good job of twisting around what I posted which probably gave you this idea. Kudos, cookies, and tacos to you Kam.     

  Anytime, try throwing in someone no one would expect to be there that would beat up Navy, like a Moderator or something like that.  I am about to post my third episode, maybe that will give you inspirtation.

I thought it was snickers not ugh...excuse me..."sniggers"