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  • Expert 1,758 posts since
    Aug 15, 2011
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    Best scene yet Kam.

    You may win an Oscar for 'Best Writer'.
  • kamchakka Master 4,117 posts since
    Sep 24, 2011
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    GhostSquad wrote:

     

    I thought it was snickers not ugh...excuse me..."sniggers"



    Not a native speaker, sorry.

    Thanks everyone. I was beginning to think of quitting the sitcom, but I changed my mind, so you'll see many more scenes from me.
  • reaper2792 Master 11,735 posts since
    May 24, 2011
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    -PictureFrame- wrote:

     

    This is a glorious thread (right behind my "The Bomb" one, but I don't really talk about it much).

    Anyways, Kam is ready to put pen to paper if you OT folk want him to. Should the sitcom continue; yay or nay?



    Kam can do what he wants but i would like to see a GRaS sitcom of some sort too. Maybe even just a short story. I think you can make something funny up.
  • kamchakka Master 4,117 posts since
    Sep 24, 2011
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    Part 2 will follow soon.


    Reaper goes to sleep after a fulfilling meal. He couldn’t catch any fish, but after a trip along the beach, he found some tacos which got washed up, which he roasted above a fire. Back at his camp, he falls asleep quickly, not disturbed by the nocturnal sounds from the jungle. Three hours later, he wakes up though, soaked with sweat. He feels slightly unnerved, but he can’t figure out why he’s feeling uncomfortable. Also, he doesn’t spot the dark figure hanging from a tree branch only a few feet next to him.
    Reaper goes to the small stream to throw some water in his face and to drink a bit, when he hears a noise. He quickly grabs his flashlight, sticks his knife in his boots and cocks his gun. He turns around nervously, aiming the flashlight at everywhere. The trees light up as eerie figures, in front of a total blackness. His breathing and the flashlight scares some birds, which in turn scares Reaper. He has the feeling that he isn’t alone anymore. Right when he wants to light up an old, black tree, something jumps at him and bites Reaper in the shoulder. He screams in pain and runs around aimlessly, with a wild creature, clinging on his back, its teeth still sunk in Reaper’s flesh. As Reaper tries to get the thing away from his, he drops his flashlight. As it drops to the ground, the light is turned off. Reaper tries to point his gun, but the creature buries its nails in Reaper’s arm, causing him to drop the gun. Without being able to see a thing, he tries to get the knife. He ducks, rolls on his back in an attempt to shake the thing of his back, but its strong. No matter how hard Reaper tries, the beast won’t let go. Then, Reaper thinks of one last thing. Since he’s unable to reach for his knife, he just runs towards to ocean in a desperate attempt to drown the creature.
    But, as Reaper runs towards the ocean, the thing puts its thumb against the back of Reaper’s skull, where he applies pressure. By doing so, he pushes against the cartilage, by which he knocks Reaper unconscious.
    As Reaper wakes up, he finds himself tied up, his head nearly seems to explode and he’s in some sort of storage room aboard a plane or a boat. He hears the faint hum of the engines and he notices two other captives lying next to him. Reaper kicks them and he hears some muffled groans, but nothing more. As he tries to cut himself loose, a guard comes in and knocks him back unconscious.
    When he wakes up again, he’s strapped to a chair. The room is dark, but there are a few TV’s in front of him, as well as a large room a bit higher with a large window.

    Interrogator: (with a deep, unrecognizable voice)Wake up!
    Reaper: Where am I? Where’s Jinx’s sister?
    Interrogator: You will answer our questions, do you understand that?
    Reaper: Who are you?!
    Interrogator: That is not important. What is your name?
    Reaper: Screw you, buddy.
    Interrogator: Your name is Reaper2792. You were born in 1983 in New York and you have recently worked at a flower shop, is that correct?
    Reaper: *silence*
    Interrogator: Shock him.
    Reaper: (after an electric shock, panting heavily) Yes! Yes, it’s correct.
    Interrogator: Where’s the greenhouse?
    Reaper: I have no idea what you are talking about!
    Interrogator: The flesh-eating plant, Reaper, where did you get it? Where’s the greenhouse it was grown?
    Reaper: I don’t know of any plants!
    Interrogator: Tell us what you know of Soul Crusher and we’ll guarantee your safety! Let’s start at the beginning. The day you found the plant. Where was that?
    Reaper: Evil... Evil’s garden... I just had to buy it.
    Interrogator: What did you pay? Speak up!
    Reaper: 15... 15 kitteh souls... I’m a sucker for a bargain, I just had to!
    Interrogator: Alright, you bought the plant, and then were offered to live with Soul Crusher. Is that correct?
    Reaper: Yeah, in that flower shop of his...
    Interrogator: Why didn’t you just sell the plant? Why move in with Soul Crusher?
    Reaper: Because those noobs shot my house down! The only thing I had were the clothes I was wearing!
    Interrogator: Eh, you were a bum.
    Reaper: Eh... Right...
    Interrogator: Where did Soul Crusher put you?
    Reaper: The basement. I had to work, just to survive.
    Interrogator: What happened at the flower shop, Reaper?
    Reaper: I was on my own... Almost a week... SC was always working and N8 was never there.
    Interrogator: What happened, Reaper, what happened to you?!
    Reaper: I had given up hope of ever getting out... But the plant found a way...
    Interrogator: The plant needed blood. And it needed more! Who did you kill, Reaper?
    Reaper: The plant... Dead...
    Interrogator: WHO?! Tell us who Reaper, and you’ll be safe!
    Reaper: Ficko... I shot him to feed the plant... Then I went to bed.
    Interrogator: That was the last you saw of the plant?
    Reaper: Yeah, at least for the night.
    Interrogator: After you woke up, you gave an interview to Sir Hornswoggled from Channel 8 News. How could he trust you after you killed Ficko?
    Reaper: Ficko... Was my friend... But he didn’t make it out.
    Interrogator: Ficko was a dentist. How did the news channel know you killed him?
    Reaper: They tested me... They knew I wouldn’t break and I won’t break now!
    Interrogator: Soul Crusher wanted to make money. He wanted you to make money!
    Reaper: Yeah... He wanted me to sell the plant...
    Interrogator: Where’s the plant Reaper?! Where’s the plant?!
    Reaper: The plant doesn’t exist anymore! I killed it! There’s no way you will get it!
    Interrogator: Fine. You leave us no choice, Reaper!
    The interrogator leaves the room above Reaper and enters the chamber where Reaper is tied to the chair. He sees it’s Soybob but his eyes look hazy.
    Soybob: Reaper, tell us where the plant is, NOW!
    Reaper: Soy, let me out of here!
    Soybob walks up to Reaper and hits him right in the face.
    Reaper: What is your problem, Soy?! Picture is the new probie now, I’m a full-time member! He should be the one strapped to this chair!
    Soybob: I’m giving you one last chance, Reaper! Where is the plant?!
    With each word his voice raised and his face grew darker.
    Reaper: The plant is gone, Soy! Gone! I cut slack and it’s gone! Dead! You’ll never be able to use it!
    Soybob: Then I’m afraid we can’t let you go, Reaper.
    As Soybob leaves the room, Reaper sees GoNavy standing in the door with an evil grin on his face. Then Reaper gets another shock and everything fades to black.
  • whenindoubtc4 Master 4,264 posts since
    Aug 26, 2011
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    Very good, I liked it.  Could you try to get me in an episode, please?
  • kamchakka Master 4,117 posts since
    Sep 24, 2011
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    When in doubt C4 wrote:

     

    Very good, I liked it.  Could you try to get me in an episode, please?



    You're going to appear in the next one.
  • whenindoubtc4 Master 4,264 posts since
    Aug 26, 2011
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    Much appreciated, I was get my one started again and it will be good.
  • Expert 1,734 posts since
    Aug 9, 2011
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    Reminds me of black ops 
    Very good scene man 

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