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Becon of Death Master 2,084 posts since
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Make up your own nOOb story.

Posted by Becon of Death on May 6, 2012 5:19 PM

Make up your own nOOb story. It can be as funny, dumb, etc, as you wan it to be. Pretend your a nOOb telling a story and talk like one too.
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hay guyzzz!!1111!!!1! thiz one tume ah want kampinguh i waz inz ah tant. thenz ah haerd sumthung aoutside b3caus3 i had muh ded silence device. so iz weant tuh checkuh tuh seez wut it wazzuh. then ah checkuhed. it waz uh biguh mashmallow. i wuz suh happize cause i alweady haduh kampfurah going. i weally love tuh roast tuh mashmallowz wh!lz i cump. then iz heard ahnuther stwange noize, so i used muh sleight of hand proz so i culd switchzuh to muh flashlite. thun i shone muh flashlightz at tuh noize but nuthing waz tuher. so az i wuz woasting muh mashmallowz i saw ah ev!l mokeyz. i wuz so scareduh. thun tuh monkuy came down and askededededed if it couldza hava mushmallowz so i s4id "okuh dokuh" and wez had mashmallowz tuh guther. i wuz so scarededed. at furst i wuz like: dslnk;ldsn, then i  wuz like lololololololjkdsjkdsjkgkidsj
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  • kamchakka Master 4,117 posts since
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    kamchakka     May 7, 2012 8:31 AM (in response to Becon of Death)

    Where's GRaS when you need 'em...

  • -pictureframe- Master 11,871 posts since
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    -pictureframe-     May 7, 2012 3:49 PM (in response to Becon of Death)

    Once upon a time a noob decided to make a thread called "Who is Snakedoc and why is he so mean to me?". The thread was a hit. Never again would this noob create anything close to what might be described as an interesting thread, and henceforth he faded into obscurity.

    • Becon of Death Master 2,084 posts since
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      Becon of Death     May 7, 2012 4:48 PM (in response to -pictureframe-)

      What wmever happened to snakedoc? I haven't seen him on these fourms.

    • AmericanCapitalist Novice 89 posts since
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      AmericanCapitalist     May 7, 2012 6:26 PM (in response to -pictureframe-)

      -pictureframe- wrote:

       

      Once upon a time a noob decided to make a thread called "Who is Snakedoc and why is he so mean to me?". The thread was a hit. Never again would this noob create anything close to what might be described as an interesting thread, and henceforth he faded into obscurity.

       

       

       

      Sad thing, it's very true.

  • pwnom Novice 106 posts since
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    pwnom     May 7, 2012 4:55 PM (in response to Becon of Death)

    Have any of you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

  • ghosthound Master 13,212 posts since
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    ghosthound     May 11, 2012 10:52 PM (in response to Becon of Death)

    I once made a new 'Official Monumental thread' and it got locked after 3 posts!

    • esmorgue Master 6,606 posts since
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      esmorgue     May 12, 2012 1:01 AM (in response to ghosthound)

      ghosthound wrote:

       

      I once made a new 'Official Monumental thread' and it got locked after 3 posts!

      Tis true! I lost it when I was ready to scroll down...

       

      At least it was Monumental. Fastest Ban for the Thread.

  • reaper2792 Master 11,735 posts since
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    reaper2792     May 15, 2012 10:23 AM (in response to Becon of Death)

    One time, i tried cutting somebody some slack. It will never happen again. The end...

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